The only gas station in this po-dunk town that has an open lobby and the mother fucking attendant has a sign up saying “Be back in 10” I have to pee and its been 25 minutes. Mother fucking fucker >
I NEVER have caffeine, like, ever
But I just drank half of a five hour energy because I still have five hours to go.. I’m jittery lol
Stunning
I hate when I get a text from someone at 5:55pm saying “Hey, the teacher is here” because then I get thoughts like “No shit? The class starts when the teacher is there??”
Hell Yes
Just got told “You look like that one girl from Game of Thrones!”
Not only deployments, but going away on a course also separates the whores from the women. Women claim men can’t keep their dicks in their pants but when we’re away for a month it seems okay in their books go to sit on some other guys cock. (Not saying all women do this.. Just the ones I’ve been with)
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Happy Armed Forces Day!
I hope all my followers who serve or have served our country know how appreciated they are. Enjoy your day and party extra hard for your fellow military heroes who can’t today. I’ll be toasting to you all tonight.
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Moral of the story, don’t bring a girl in the NBA finals, she’ll get bored.
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[Flash 10 is required to watch video]
Kaley. I found it. I watched it (again). I rebloged it, for you. Enjoy
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My wedding cake will probably look like this, maybe a bit different on the white side… *drools*
rebloging just because
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Harry Potter: The Boy Who [only] Lived [once]
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